the pills don't workA few weeks agothe pills don't work by ~Athazagoraphobias
my doctor called me
"You have a
with the tendencies of an insomniacthe loneliest part of her daywith the tendencies of an insomniac by ~Athazagoraphobias
is going to sleep
knowing when she wakes up
she'll still be
Skyshe wants to nameSky by ~Athazagoraphobias
so no matter where they are
they'll still share one
She called me Ma'am. He called me Miss.The bank called today, trying to sell you life insurance. You let them babble because it's their job and you couldn't get a word in edgewise and you're too polite to simply hang up. When the woman on the other line finishes her spiel you tell her you're not interested, but she insists so you listen. Letting her speak for another minute couldn't hurt, right?She called me Ma'am. He called me Miss. by ~Athazagoraphobias
She starts telling you how you should be prepared in the case of a sudden death. Car crashes, drowning, equipment malfunction, cancer, disease contracted overseas, covered. You aren't going to buy this insurance but you want to ask if suicide was covered under it anyway.
But you weren't planning on dying. Not today, anyway. Not for a while. You stopped that.
She transfers you to another associate. You tell him he's wasting his time, because you simply aren't interested and don't have the need for this program.
He lists off some statistics. The number of people who die in accidents every year. What the average funeral costs in Canada